Sometimes I draw faces on my toes. I went all out on this one

Sometimes I draw faces on my toes. I went all out on this one

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I was on Omegle LiveChat and there was this guy with an inhumanly stiff dick he was wiggling with his hand in his pants and I told him it was unhealthy to keep a cucumber in your pants and he burst out laughing and took out a real cucumber. He said he wouldn’t flash on Omegle ever again. I hope so because that was totally bogus.

This book was a significant part of my childhood. I can still recite it.

"She was not afraid of mice. She loved winter, snow and ice. To the tiger at the zoo, Madeline just said ‘poo-poo’. And nobody knew so well how to frighten Miss Clavell!"

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